Sometimes we use big words here at Razzball. Or made up words. Or big, made up words. Or acronyms. Or big, made up acronyms that don’t mean anything to anyone, even us. If you’ve been reading for a while, you probably know the fantasy baseball terms that follow. If you’re new, or old with a bad memory, then this might be a helpful list of some frequently used terms. This is not a definitive list of definitions and will be updated frequently. (Or when we get a chance.) If you have a glossary suggestion, submit it in our Fantasy Baseball Forums.
Rudy’s tips on glossary term submissions:
1) The glossary term (usually requested by Grey) should represent a universal fantasy baseball situation.
2) The term should be self-explanatory (or close to it), specific, and funny. If Grey provides two elements to the definition (e.g., a reliever like Storen/Giles who performed well in the 9th but was replaced and is struggling as a set-up guy, the winning submission should communicate both parts – aka Cuckhold).
3) Analogies/metaphors are great.
4) Avoid using player names in the title – those date quickly and usually aren’t as funny as you think.
$12 Salad Link – You know that restaurant your girlfriend/wife/what-have-you likes to go to that charges, like, $12 for a salad? Every time you go there, you have a thoroughly solid meal. No complaints, except you just paid $12 for a salad when you could’ve went to McDonald’s and stuffed you and your woman for ten schmools and had $2 in quarters left over to make the hotel bed vibrate. In that vein, overpriced closers are $12 salads.
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Ace of Basement Link365bet 足球比分直播 – An ace on a terrible team. (full credit to commenter, Duda Want to Build a Snowman?)
Achin’ Venient Injury Link – An injury that mysteriously appears out of nowhere to sideline a player when it’s convenient to a team, due to service time or wanting to limit a pitcher’s innings. Achin’ venient injury is mostly just achin’ trivance. See also Pretendonitis.
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Albertross Link365bet 足球比分直播 – When a star player signs a huge deal, which hangs around his neck, causing him to underperform. (full credit to commenter, BigFatHippo)
Anaheim Streamroller Link – Any mediocre pitcher on the Angels that’s worth owning when they start in Anaheim. Similar to Hodgepadre. Most Anaheim Streamrollers are Homeschoolers. (full credit to Parasite Steve)
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Baha Man Link – A player who isn’t a big-time prospect, then emerges for one huge season only to revert back to useless for the following seasons. Named for the group Baha Men who had the one hit wonder song, “Who Let The Dogs Out?” “Ryan Ludwick was such a Baha Man.” (full credit to commenter, royce!)
Bangfizzle Link – When a player hits a home run in their first at-bat, then does nothing the rest of the game. (full credit to 2000 Brain Cells ago)
Battachment Link – When a big name player goes on the DL and a replacement off the wire that’s usually a scrub all the sudden goes on a tear and the production outdoes what the star would’ve done. As in, “Pablo Sandoval hurt his foot so I picked up Lonnie Chisenhall and now I don’t want to let him go ever!” That’s battachment. It’s unhealthy and can lead to serious anxiety in a few weeks. (Battached is also sometimes used.) (co-credit to JB Gilpin)
Batty Call Link – The pick up of a swinger when your standby is out for the day. Usually does not lead to a long-term relationship. (full credit to commenter, fri-guy)
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Bench Tits Link – When you leave terrible pitching starts on your bench. “Thankfully, I left that monstrosity of 3 IP, 7 ER on my bench. That’s the bench tits.” See also embenchgo, jolly bencher.
Bit The Silver Bullet / Struck Coors Extra Gold Link – When your normally reliable pitcher goes to Coors Field and leaves your ERA with a hangover ‘straight from the Rockies’ – e.g., “I accidentally started Chris Young365bet 足球比分直播 last night at Coors Field and he bit the silver bullet.” Alt definition: In the spare chance someone pitches a strong game at Coors, you have ‘struck Coors Extra Gold’. As with supermarket and liquor store fridges, the Silver Bullet is a lot more common than Extra Gold. (full credit to puccavaccine.commenter Paper Tiger)
Blairing Mistake Link – Named after Blair from Facts of Life, it involves fooling yourself that a player is more attractive than they really are because their peer group is homelier. Usually found in the Catcher and Middle Infielder categories. “Drafting Derek Jeter in the 4th round was a Blairing Mistake on my part.”
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Bombvenidos Link – When a player hits a home run the first day on your team after you’ve acquired him via trade or waivers. (full credit to datdudebp)
Bomb Voyage Link – When you drop a player, and he hits a home run the last day on your team. (assist to GoblueJD)
Bowden Fluffer Link – A young, nubile outfielder that gets one all excited about their 5 tools but doesn’t live up to their promise. See Elijah Dukes, Wily Mo Pena, Lastings Milledge, Delmon Young, et. al. Named after former Reds and Nationals GM Jim Bowden who would go hard in pursuit of players with these tools.
Box Scare Link – When one of your pitchers is going and the score appears like the pitcher got rocked, only to find out later that it was the bullpen that gave up the runs or they were unearned. “I saw the Cards lost 10-2 and I had Wainwright going. I nearly cried until I saw they were nine unearned runs. Thankfully, was just a box scare.” Alternate to Ticker Shock. (full credit to Chaz)
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Break Win’d Link – When your starter has a huge early lead, but can’t make it through five innings for the win. “He had a 7-run lead and he couldn’t make it through four innings. That stinks to have him breaking win’d.” See also Windoh! (full credit to birrrdy)
Bungee Chump Link – A player that you pick up and drop numerous times. (full credit to OaktownSteve)
Caminitis Link – Aflliction caused from overjuicing on steroids that causes a player’s stats (and body) to quickly regress after a short spike. “I’m not sure if Hafner has Caminitis but, if not, it’s scary to think his head could grow bigger!” (full credit to puccavaccine.commenter nmdunkel).
Car-Ma Link – Carlos Marmol.
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Chronic Mastertrader Link – Fantasy baseball manager who has a compulsive need to offer up trade proposals that have no chance at giving birth to an actual trade. Has vivid fantasies that completely lopsided deals will find a willing partner. “He just offered me a crappy closer and Brandon Inge for Aramis Ramirez. What a Chronic Mastertrader! (full credit to puccavaccine.commenter, BigFatHippo)
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Conshellation Prize Link – When your pitcher does awful but, because you get the win, you’re sorta okay with it. “Max Scherzer gave up six earned but I walked away with the conshellation prize. Yay me.” (full credit to puccavaccine.commenter, Ned Shakehaft)
Country Strong Link – Adam Dunn, Jim Thome, et al.
Crossing Streams Link – When you are streaming pitchers but your signals get crossed and two of your streamers go against each other. As with Ghostbusting and tandem urination, the results can be disastrous. Example, “I didn’t realize Ian Kennedy’s start was pushed up a day. Now I have him crossing streams with Jason Hammel365bet 足球比分直播 at Coors. I’ll be in the corner praying at least one of them avoids the Silver Bullet.” (full credit to puccavaccine.commenter, Awesomus Maximus)
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Cust kayin’ Link – Fantasy Baseball version of just sayin’. “There’s two body types for relievers, tall and slender and tall and fat. The tall and fat ones are on everyone’s list to get injured, while the tall and slender ones are the ones that do get injured. The tall and fat ones end up pitching until they are forty-five. Cust kayin’.”
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Dohmer Link365bet 足球比分直播 – When one of your hitters hits a homer against one of your pitchers, leading to a mixed response of elation and Simpsonesque frustatration. (assist to helmet head)
Donkeycorn Link365bet 足球比分直播 – Imagine you’re following a donkey, who’s wearing a wool cap, through a desert for 1700 miles. Why are you following a donkey? Because he promises you something wonderful and you just need to trust him. Does the donkey talk? Yes. Yes, he does talk. So when you and the donkey in the wool cap arrive at his destination, he removes the wool cap to reveal a horn. The donkey is a unicorn and his gift to you for your trust is saves. Donkeycorns are undervalued, trustworthy closers.
Double Down Link – Refers to a two-start pitcher that isn’t good, but does have two starts in a given week so becomes more appealing for weekly leagues. Sometimes called “The Double Down.” In honor of the KFC sandwich. Just because it comes with two different kinds of cheeses, fried chicken in lieu of buns and double the calories, sodium and fat, that doesn’t make it a good thing. (full credit to Shin-Soo Choo Choo)
Dr. Freeze Link – Nickname for Dr. James Andrews as anyone going to see him is going to be on ice for 12-18 months. Brandon Webb went to Dr. Freeze in 2009 and he’s still not fully thawed. (assist to BSUjam).
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Droppelganger Link365bet 足球比分直播 – When you drop one player for a very similar player. “Should I drop Keppinger for Murphy? Or are they droppelgangers?” (full credit to puccavaccine.commenter, Big Fat Hippo)
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Early Bird Specials Link – Old players who get off to fast starts in the season due to them not being tired of the grind of the long season yet. Their legs are still fresh. For a short time, these Early Bird Specials can give you Enlarged Pro Stats. (co-credit to puccavaccine.commenter, Aaron Oz and skinny malinky)
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Erich Bedarden Link – (eh-rich be-dardin) A pitcher who is effective when healthy but isn’t effective at staying healthy. Always seems like a good idea to take one of these guys later in the draft. Inspires one guy in every league to say, “I think we should go from 1 to 2 DL spots – who’s with me?” Also known as Bennis Carpensheeter.
ESPN Hindsighter Link – ESPN Insider
Escape Goat Link– The pitcher of a blown save who escapes blame when the team gets the win. “Joe Nathan has blown two saves in the last week, but the Rangers365bet 足球比分直播 rallied to win both. What an escape goat!” (full credit to Coldsooner)
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Fanny Pick Link365bet 足球比分直播 – When someone picks a player in the draft before they should because they are a fan of the team. Like Fanny Packs, they look ridiculous and real men have nothing to do with them. (assist to puccavaccine.commenter Awesomus Maximus)
FEMAs Link – Closers that are paid to provide relief but are woefully equipped. Rumored not to care about black people.
Ferratio Link – A middle reliever who is owned to stabilize ratios without the thought of saves. Ironically, ferratio is for guys that don’t suck. (full credit to Giant Gigantes)
Fingercuffed or Fingercuffing Link – In relation to fantasy baseball, it’s when you have a player on a regular team and also on your Razzball team, which rewards overall crappiness. “I’m fingercuffed to Michael Bourn.”
FIPlash Link – The feeling you get when one of your pitchers puts up a line that statheads love — high Ks, low BBs and HRs — but still abuses your ratios by giving up a ton of hits. (full credit to Dingbat)
Flat-Billed Pitchypus Link – Rare species of pitcher whose hat brim is perfectly flat and either covers their full forehead – exposing only glaring eyes – or is tilted to the side. This species is prone to early success and a quick fade once the shock has worn off. See Dontrelle Willis, Chad Cordero, Shawn Chacon.
FMFBBL Link 365bet 足球比分直播 – A fantasy baseball acronym for FML. (Full credit to puccavaccine.commenter, Awesomus Maximus)
Foreclosed Link – When a closer is ready to enter the 9th with a 3 run or less lead, but his offense overextends the lead and defaults on any chance at a save. (Full credit to Bosmosis)
Forsters Link – Any portly pitcher. Renowned for being surprisingly athletic given their weight – despite the fact they are indeed athletes and, thus, by definition should be athletic. Seem more likely to be lefty than righty. See Terry Forster (infamous as being called by Letterman a ‘tub of goo’), LaMarr Hoyt, David Wells, CC Sabathia365bet 足球比分直播, Rich Garces.
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Fresh Off The Bloat Link – The empty stats one gets after the fullness of an Asian pitcher’s initial success has faded. See Byung-Hyun Kim, Kazuhisa Ishii, Hideki Okajima.
Fumethrower Link – One-time flamethrowing reliever that continue to pitch after they can no longer throw the gas. Some have been known to coast downhill for years. See Trevor Hoffman, Troy Percival, Jose Mesa. (assist to puccavaccine.commenter Get Figgy With It)
Futility Player Link – Someone eligible for multiple positions but doesn’t warrant a starting position in any – e.g., Marlon Anderson, Brendan Ryan, Marco Scutaro, Ramon Vazquez etc. Tony LaRussa hearts these players.
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Goddoumit Link – An exclamation when your catcher gets hurt and you’re forced to hit up the waiver wire for scraps. “Montero’s out for how long? Goddoumit!” (Full credit to commenter, Danielpwnz)
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Herbathrowdite Link – (her-bat-throw-dite; sounds like hermaphrodite) A player that has both hitter and pitcher tools yet isn’t very attractive for either job. “Brian Anderson wasn’t a good hitter, but as a herbathrowdite he’s just weird.”
Holy sit! Link – When a team puts up a huge offensive day, but your player was benched by the team just for a rest day. “Rockies are scoring at will and CarGo’s resting today. Holy sit!” (Full credit to commenter, phizzics)
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Ineffective List Link – What IL stands for when a player goes on it after a conspicuously bad run of hitting/pitching. (credit to CMUTIMMAH)
Ipso Drafto Link – For a guy whose narrative makes a ton of sense. Example, “(Player Name) has never been good before, but is moving to Coors and will have a good lineup around him. He’s also fully healthy and the team wants to bat him leadoff. All factors have converged so this guy can’t miss. Ipso Drafto.” (full credit to Rufus T. Firefly)
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Jockstuffers Link – Players who have flaccid seasons and then pad them at the end of the year when no one’s looking. Also see Septaculars. (co-credit OaktownSteve)
Jockular Sphincteritis Link – Any injury from sack to back that initiates laughing and wincing at the same time. See Chris Snyder’s testicular fracture, Kaz Matsui’s anal fissures, Carlos Guillen’s raging hemorrhoids, Felix Pie’s testicular torsion. (assist to KarlJ)
Jokey Smurf’d Link – When you receive a gift-wrapped package in a trade only for it explode in your face because of injury or a player’s poor performance. See for further explanation (as if any is necessary). Example: He gift-wrapped Aaron Harang to me for two crappy players but it looks like I got Jokey Smurf’d. (assist to mikeisalegend)
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Latter-K Saint Link365bet 足球比分直播 – A great pitcher whose fantasy baseball relevance was thought to be dead, but rises again to glory. (full credit to Stumanji!)
Latin (Fill in Age) Link – Whatever the age, add 3-4 years. In honor of the many Latin players who have lied about their age and got caught (Alfonso Soriano) as well as the many players who sure look older than they claim (Renteria, Ortiz, Pujols).
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Limposter Link – A player who plays at 50% through an injury, and looks like a bad imitation of themselves. (full credit to Marc R from Syosset, NY)
Llamas Link – Hitters that excel against lefties. Loves Lefties As Much As Sex. (full credit to chicken dinner)
Loserville Slugger Link – Best hitter on a bad hitting team. (full credit to LG Baseball)
LUZR Link – A player whose defensive value (aka UZR) is so low that he’s limited to DHing or a team so desperate to suffer the defensive consequences (see Jack Cust, Brad Hawpe, Travis Hafner). (assist to puccavaccine.commenter misterflak)
Maas Appeal Link – When a player with mediocre minor league numbers makes a huge splash in the majors only to eventually fade into oblivion. (full credit to bigbear)
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Metco Link – An alternate name for cavernous Citi Field. “That ball would have been out of most parks, except maybe Yellowstone and Metco.” (full credit to Paper Tiger)
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Minayal Link – Denial of the truth by a GM – either disingenuously to the press or, even sadder, they believe the lie. Includes denial of player injuries, trade rumors, manager firings, etc. Example: If it weren’t for the Mets being in such minayal, Reyes would be on the DL and I could have an empty bench spot on my team! Related adjective is Riccardulous.
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